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PostSubject: Joke Joke time   Joke Joke time EmptyMon Jul 26, 2010 4:25 am
post your jokes!! Laughing Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Joke Joke time   Joke Joke time EmptyMon Jul 26, 2010 4:32 am
MERON LOBO LUMIPAD SA ULAP DIKO KUNA NAKITA SAYANG ANG PERA KO BINILI NG LOBO PANG CSS SANA HAPPY SANA AKO ^_^ Very Happy Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Joke Joke time   Joke Joke time EmptyMon Jul 26, 2010 4:55 am
may dalawang langaw sa isang tae..
eto yung usapan nila.

langaw1: pare?..
langaw2: ano yun??
langaw1: pare nauutot ako...
langaw2: ay Wink pare! wala namang ganyanan kumakain tayo eh!.


ahahahaha!!??? Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Joke Joke time   Joke Joke time EmptyMon Jul 26, 2010 4:57 am
Darce: Pre, ang bilis ko natapos buuin yung puzzle!

EvilClown: Talaga pare? Gaano kabilis?

Darce: 5 months!

EvilClown: Ang tagal naman!

Darce: Tanga! Anong matagal?!

Nakalagay nga dito "For 3 years and up!"
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PostSubject: Re: Joke Joke time   Joke Joke time EmptyMon Jul 26, 2010 9:44 pm
2 mag syota nag dedate

boy:honey doon tayo sa madilim
girl:ha?ano naman ang gagawin natin doon?
boy:basta honey!
girl:sige.

pag dating sa madilim na lugar


boy(naghubad ng shorts)

girl:anong ginagawa mo?maghuhubad rin ba ako?

boy:bakit tatae ka rin ba?
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PostSubject: Re: Joke Joke time   Joke Joke time EmptyMon Jul 26, 2010 9:46 pm
A True Story (i just changed the name for protection)..

Nakita ni pedro ang mga nagkukumpulang tao
may naaksidente, dahil sa kagustuhan makita ni pedro
ang namatay gumawa siya ng eksena para tumabi
ang mga tao..

"tumabi kayo.. thats my brother..."

nagsitabi ang mga tao hanggang makita ni pedro ang
naaksidente..



isang kawawa at duguang Unggoy... haha
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PostSubject: Re: Joke Joke time   Joke Joke time EmptyMon Jul 26, 2010 9:48 pm
nanay:juan mag bihis ka.

juan:bakit nay san tau pupunta?

nanay:basta mag bihis ka ibibinta na kita.
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PostSubject: Re: Joke Joke time   Joke Joke time EmptyMon Jul 26, 2010 11:11 pm
TUTPIK:
kustomer: ano b naman itong tutpik nio, iisa na nga lng, ang dali pang mabali!!
waiter(inis): alam nio sir, ang dami nang gumagamit nian, pero kayo lang nakabali!!


SUKO SA MISTER:
Mrs 1: Suko na ako sa mister ko, lagi na lang ako binubugbog bago
niroromansa...
Mrs 2: Mas grabe yung mister ko. Binubugbog ako tapos si Inday ang
niroromansa.


AFTER THE WEDDING:
Husband: Sinungaling ka, sabi mo virgin ka! Bakit kagabi maluwag na!
Wife: Ulol ka! Dahil lasing ka, katabi mo kagabi si mama!


HIDE AND SEEK:
GIRL: Hide and seek tayo. If you find me, papayag akong makipag-sex sa
'yo...
BOY: Eh, kung di kita makita?
GIRL: Nasa likod lang ako ng piano...


PINOY INGENUITY?
A Filipino doctor has introduced the use of a device that enlarges a man's
sex organ by up to 5 times with no side effects. It is called a magnifiying
glass.
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PostSubject: Re: Joke Joke time   Joke Joke time EmptyTue Jul 27, 2010 12:06 am
BANGUS & TUNA

Q: Ano ang sabi ng bangus nang mamamatay na siya?
A: I’m daing! (dying)
Q: Ano ang sabi ng isda nang hiwain siya sa gitna?
A: I’m tuna (two na)
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PostSubject: Re: Joke Joke time   Joke Joke time EmptyThu Jul 29, 2010 9:53 pm
Sa isang Museum..
Juan: Ito bang pangit na 'to ang tinatawag nyo na "ART"?! Ang pangit, nakakasuka! Painting ba to?
Guide: Hindi po sir, salamin yan! Hahaha!


Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Joke Joke time   Joke Joke time EmptyThu Jul 29, 2010 9:59 pm
Mommy1: Ano ang pinapainum mo sa baby mo?
Mommy2: "promil" para sa matatag na pangarap...eh ikaw?
Mommy1: "emperador" para sa totoong tagumpay!



lol! lol! lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Joke Joke time   Joke Joke time EmptySun Aug 01, 2010 10:49 pm
gandang tanghali sa inyo....

Magkumpare nagkita:
Kumpare 1: pare saan ka galing?
Kumpare 2: sa sementeryo libing ng byenan ko.
Kumpare 1: Bakit ang dami mong galos|?
Kumpare 2: Ang hirap ilibing lumalaban ehh!
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PostSubject: Re: Joke Joke time   Joke Joke time EmptyTue Aug 03, 2010 11:15 pm
Sa tingin ko hindi to joke.. pero nakakatawang tanong.. mapapaisip ka tlga..

Q: Pag ang bakla nagka amnesia.. bakla parin ba siya pagka gising niya?..
_____________________________________________________________
(A very sad love story)

Boy: huhu
Girl: huhuhu
Boy: huhuhuhuhu
Girl: huhuhuhuhuhuhu T_T
Boy: huhuhuhuhuhhuhuhu T______T
Girl: HwaHH!.. huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu T_______T
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Q: Ano ang tagalog ng LIGHT?
A: ILAW
Q: Ano naman ang tagalog ng LIGHTNING?
A: eh di UMIILAW
_____________________________________________________________
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PostSubject: Re: Joke Joke time   Joke Joke time EmptySat Aug 07, 2010 4:50 am
TANONG.. may jeraf sa lub ng ref at gusto mo ipasok un elepan sa lub ng ref.
pano mo e2 ipapasok??


hehe


SAGOT.
d.. buksan mo un ref tapoz.. ipasok mo ang elepant..



sunny sunny sunny
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PostSubject: Re: Joke Joke time   Joke Joke time EmptyTue Aug 24, 2010 6:35 pm
Noy Noy: Hindi ako magnanakaw!
Gibo: Ako din hindi din ako magnanakaw!
Erap: Ako babalik ako dahil hindi pa ako tapos magnakaw!
Villar: Ako magnanakaw dahil malaki nagastos ko. Bawi na to.
GLORIA: Mga tanga wala na kayong mananakaw UBOS na...
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PostSubject: Re: Joke Joke time   Joke Joke time EmptySat Sep 04, 2010 3:56 am
Tatay:But ang pusa pag 2matakbo lingon nang lingon sa likoran?
Anak:Ksi wala syan sidemirror^^
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PostSubject: Re: Joke Joke time   Joke Joke time EmptyThu Sep 09, 2010 12:50 am
joke time Very Happy

CONDOM vs NAPKIN


CONDOM: alam mo napkin pag nagtrabaho ka,
1week akong bakante.

NAPKIN: tanga! kapag ikaw pumalya,
9months akong walang benta.


affraid
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PostSubject: Re: Joke Joke time   Joke Joke time EmptySat Sep 18, 2010 7:56 pm
title:xpldtplay and darce

darce:tol bakit ka nag CR
xpldtplay:sakit tiyan ko
darce:ahhh lumabas na bah ang tae mo
xpldtplay:oo hahahaahhah

hahahahhaha nakakatawa
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PostSubject: Re: Joke Joke time   Joke Joke time EmptySun Sep 19, 2010 2:17 am
Bato2x sa langit pag matamaan wag magalit....
major2x heheheheeh
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PostSubject: Re: Joke Joke time   Joke Joke time EmptyFri Oct 01, 2010 4:27 am
Ched wrote:
Bato2x sa langit pag matamaan wag magalit....
major2x heheheheeh
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hahahah di ako natuwa.
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